Me: Lindsey, what happened to your lip?
Lindsey: A dinosaur bit it.
Me: Are you sure a dinosaur bit it?
Lindsey: Yes, a dinosaur at school bit my lip.
Me: Oh...
Lindsey: Mommy, that was not very nice. Dinosaurs should not bit kids.
Me: You are right, I'm sorry the dinosaur bit you.
We still aren't sure why she believes a dinosaur did it...